Neil Hamburger, often billed as the "world's 'worst' stand-up comedian," is a unique figure in the world of comedy, known for his unorthodox style that delights, perplexes, and sometimes repulses audiences. His comedic approach is characterized by a deliberate pacing that is "off," punctuated by relentless throat-clearing throughout his routine. Hamburger's jokes range from the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" to acerbic commentary on celebrity figures such as Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, and Diana, Princess of Wales, as well as punchlines about his fictional ex-wife. Hamburger's persona thrives on its awkward delivery, earning him comparisons to the notorious Tony Clifton. However, the acts remain distinct from one another. One of his quintessential routines is the "Zipper Lips" gag, which involves engaging with an audience member who typically doesn't respond. This interaction inevitably leads to his "Zipper Schtick," much to the amusement of some and the puzzlement of others. A hallmark phrase of his act is the lament, "But, that's my life!" Neil Hamburger, a character created and portrayed by comedian Gregg Turkington, began gaining recognition with the release of "America's Funnyman" in 1996. Since then, he has issued numerous records through the esteemed Drag City record label. Beyond his work as Neil Hamburger, Turkington has been involved in musical projects, including bands like Faxed Head, Zip Code Rapists, and Three Doctors Band. He also co-owned the once-active Amarillo Records and co-authored the book "Warm Voices Rearranged: Anagram Record Reviews" with Brandan Kearney. In recent years, Hamburger has expanded his comedic ventures with "Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger" on The Channel at Tomgreen.com, where he has hosted guests like Kyle Gass of Tenacious D and Buzz Osborne of The Melvins. His unique comedic presence has also led to appearances in a series of advertisements for Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's album "The Letting Go" and a cameo in the film "The Pick of Destiny," where he opened for Tenacious D during their tour of the same name. Hamburger's performance history boasts venues as grand as Madison Square Garden, described by the New York Times as potentially "the greatest night of his career." His international appeal includes collaborations with the Australian punk band Frenzal Rhomb, serving as their opening act and featuring in their music videos for songs like "Punisher" and "Ballchef." Moreover, his insights into American pop culture have reached Australian airwaves, with live call-ins to Triple J's radio show hosted by Frenzal Rhomb members Jay and the Doctor, providing commentary on events such as award ceremonies. Neil Hamburger’s unconventional comedic style continues to captivate audiences, securing his status as a curiously compelling figure in stand-up comedy.